spelilng:

spelilng:

99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it

this is my most successful text post and i am ashamed 

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

whoatakeiteasyman:

If you’re my only friend in a class and you choose someone else when the teacher says to pick partners thats it, game over pal, you’re dead to me

egberts:

i accidentally swalled food colouring, the doctors say im okay but i feel like i dyed inside

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

beautynhereye:

Don’t give him anything you can’t take back if things don’t work out.

Some firsts are really just to precious to waste on people who will come into your life like a hurricane and storm out like all they ever wanted was to rough you up.

first kisses. virginity. 

If he didn’t give you a legal vow to give you his everything (marriage license), there’s no reason to give him yours.

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now